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By Pancakegirl - 18/06/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 04:00 - Canada - Baddeck

Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

did you do it?

speedmastaflex 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:44

Lol. Dude couldnt afford to take you to a motel?

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princesskitten 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:16

Were you dressed like a hooker? YDI.

Masta_Blasta 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:11

well, congratulations then!

person1000003 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:08

Hshahaah funny as hell....did u do it?

highsheep 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:18

YDI for not asking for $250 , that's the regular price .

idkwhat2sayfyl 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:13

You must not look that bad if he offered a hundred if he offered you five bucks then you should worry

sideboobbarney 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:52

Hey that's prostitusion I'm gonna report u to the cops

Bcfrmkc816 17

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:00

And why is he a creeper? You people always saying that are retarded

ChloeC926 9

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:48

Wait wat is the purpose of the fml? Is it an old dude hit on u or u haven't been hit on in months?

eatdemcupcakes 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 18:48

I dont see why women should use being hit on as a confidence booster. If you exude confidence you attract men, right? So why can't you have self-confidence?