Miscellaneous: Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting...

By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 06:00

Today, I texted sweet nothings to a phone number written on the side of my tumble dryer, thinking my crush had left it there, all cute like. Turns out the phone number belongs to my landlord’s maintenance guy, who was not at all flattered by my midnight serenade. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/ oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

geesquared 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:14

put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch

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geesquared 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:14

put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch

Flamersplamer 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:17

YDI for having friends and not having enemies instead.

tsundere 1

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:18

Ouch. That must really suck, especially if you don't have an unlimited text plan/not a lot of minutes. FYL.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:20

How is this an FML? Not only is it not funny, but your life isnt ****** either : change your phone number

anniebananie 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:28

Umm.. I think he would prefer to NOT change his phone number, which is a major pain in the ass. (Not the actual act of getting the number changed, but the having to notify everyone of your new number, potentially having to get new business cards, etc.) Some people, such as myself, have really good phone numbers. Mine is along the lines of ABC-XYXY, and I would actually PAY to keep from having to change my phone number. Plus, besides it being a horrible solution, who would actually change their phone number just because their friend wrote it on a bathroom wall?

Bloodknight 22

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:45

Eww. Really, people call those? Haha, what losers. FYL!

chellinha93 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:48

ohhhh nice friend... obviously with a lot of stuff to do

Starchild21 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:50

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