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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 23:58 - Australia

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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Thwack

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 14:24 - Philippines - Philippine

Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Mikey - 26/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/05/2020 23:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Thursday 16 August 2012 10:55

Womanhood problems; they hurt.

rbubbles 20

Thursday 16 August 2012 10:57

That shouldn't happen if you were wearing the right type of bra. Maybe it's time for you to go up a size.. Or two ? :-)

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:08

The IBTC* is doing a schadenfreude dance. Bras that lift and separate mosquito bites aren't hauling enough mass to cause painful snapping -- only over-the-shoulder boulder holders do. That's one more problem for the bosomy gals. *Itty Bitty Titty Committee

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:09

Wasn't there a series of "movies" called bra busters?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 16 August 2012 14:08

Sounds like a porno.

thatsexychiq 6

Friday 17 August 2012 6:24

Thts the point genius Quote "movies"

jess183xp 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:10

I love the fact that everyone jumped! Sorry but it sounds funny

perdix 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:15

Because she's hanging out (in more ways than one after the bra snap) with a bunch of horny guys. How do I know they are horny? They are male. If they weren't horny before the snap, any talk of bodacious ta-tas busting loose would initiate the launch sequence, boing!

mrnuleef 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:16

I can tell you that your boobs are telling you stock up next time Vicky's Secret has their semiannual sale.

MisterDoctor 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:21

Yeah, but she was with her brother and his friends. Do you really think the brother would let the horny males do or say anything?

jose562 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:26

Haha sucks for you!!

perdix 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:28

#49, Oh, I don't think anything will happen then and there, but the brother can't stop the other guys from imagining the OP's **** as their next masturbation fantasy.