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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 12:00

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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tj265 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:02

gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol

you_freak 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:12

That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!

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capnbzarr 43

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:30

"Don't say that, my little sugarplum! You always look absolutely gorgeous!" There, is that what you were fishing for? Pssh, YDI.

Lisa89 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:05

You fish for compliments, now you fish for 'YDI's. You seem to be one insecure person.

emotive_fml 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:39

Sorry OP, But you deserve it. Guys don't think the way women do. Women have complex emotions and thoughts. Men just want to get strait to the point and be done with it. If you walk into a room and say, "I feel like I am ugly" then his first thought might be, "What does she want me to say?" However, If you walk into a room and say, "How do I look?" then he will answer you. The answer he gives you might not even be what you want to hear. Him dating you should be more than enough to tell you what he thinks of you anyway. This doesn't work in all situations, but still if he is with you than he has some sort of a positive opinion towards you. The best thing for you to do is to save things like this for your friends (the girls) instead of your boyfriend. You should also try reading, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". It's a bit out-dated with concepts in the book that we normally don't follow anymore. However, it still gives a good idea of how different men and women really are. Also, I know someone who really benefited from the book. However, I don't suggest you ask your boyfriend to read it. He might get offended and some guys aren't big fans of 'self-help' books. "When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom." -John Grey, author of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

emotive_fml 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:55

Sorry, somehow I spaced out that he is your crush and not your boyfriend. Still, keep my advice in mind for future relationships. =)

Matt_192 6

Friday 24 December 2010 12:10

Teal deer.

emotive_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 13:26

I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about. "Teal deer?"

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:42

Any FML that involves the OP saying/doing something in the hopes of getting a specific response gets an automatic YDI from me. You suck OP.

TheZarola 10

Friday 24 December 2010 3:07

YDI for fishing for compliments. Also, YDI for being so stupid. Even if he had said something kind, that wouldn't mean that he likes you or anything.

jhers1121 0

Friday 24 December 2010 5:43

yeah good idea. men love insecure women.

forgotten_addict 1

Friday 24 December 2010 20:53

Well somebody sounds like they are so ******* insecure that they need a damn compliment just to make them feel better. Maybe if you weren't fat you would receive more compliments... just saying.