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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML

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Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML

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Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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Today, we were at a wedding reception. I had to explain to my husband why it’s inappropriate for another woman to dance with her butt gyrating on his crotch. He insists it was “harmless dancing” and to stop being a “party pooper.” FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2009 13:29

lol. dork dancer eh? me too.

AndreaKina 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 12:22

HAHAHA ouchhh

Comments

brott 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:19

#25 HAHAHAHA Seinfeld ftw :D

Darenator 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:43

awww God bless you for helping disabled people! this is so something that would happen to me! lol

siobhan_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:55

I love you M-dogg.

wtfdidido 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:21

Do the Humpty dance!

frootloop25 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:48

Your boss is a douche.

Ponybones 0

Monday 20 April 2009 5:40

Anyone who doesn't think this justifies an FML has never seen people with Downs syndrome dance.

spamme 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:39

soooo you dont know how to dance????????????????? me neither..

glynnd 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 6:24

I wouldve busted up laughing if i was to overhear that comment, someone call the fire department because that burn is on fire. haha

jasonxcore 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:42

loool, i can totally imagine something like this happening to me hhahahhahahaha. #28 if FML's were only thing that totally ruin your life it just wouldnt be as fun this FML rocks cause it's effing hilarious.