Love: Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By banana - 04/02/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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SakataGintoki 9

Tuesday 19 February 2013 12:00

Shave yo pits!

Voldy_fml 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 12:02

Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.

Comments

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:00

Just one day of hair regrowth bothers me, how do you put up with a few weeks worth? But I suppose you weren't expecting it, it was a bit random.

SecsNoises 6

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:34

I'm sorry, she didn't realize that one days hair regrowth bothered you personally.

cappellaaa 23

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:34

you're disgusting. it only take a minute to do that

fanaticdragon 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:38

body hair is a natural thing, on men AND women. Why is everyone so hypocritically grossed out? So OP has armpit hair. So what?

rubyliu8420 7

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:44

That's disgusting.

thereseg69 7

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:47

Gross YDI

Ynasia 5

Tuesday 19 February 2013 20:40

sometimes people disgust me...shaving is a CHOICE, some women don't want to shave and it should be accepted. from the way people on FML react to these types of stories, you'd think they were attacked by armpit hair in the past or something. a little body hair never hurt anyone.

broncos67 9

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:10

YDI, but FYL for him putting his finger in the wrong hole.

SayPeanuts 29

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:33

The comments on FMLs like this should automatically be closed before it's even posted because they always attract uneducated hypocrites. It gives me a headache to read the idiocy.