By ddeit - 19/08/2011 02:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Congratulations, you played yourself!

By JulesRules - 30/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)

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AislinP 13

Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.

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sara_saturday 5

how is this an FML? be glad you're not his bitter betty and move on with your day

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Buttsexpirate 9

"Get out now! While you still can. Save yourself from years of suffering!" that's probably what he said when he heard about your engagement

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krez 20

Being engaged is much better than being married, you are so happy that you don't realize what is going to happen.

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mario3584 0

congrats but good luck

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A7X_LoVeee 10

How is this a FML? I was so certain he was going to take a stab at your looks. Could've been a lot worse.

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mbrooks5110 0

congrats, I'm married and very happy people like that are asshats.

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whitedw 0

classic!!!! part of u dies a lil as each day passes once ur married!!! lol

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