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By fjafja - 07/03/2009 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML

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By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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Not feeling it

By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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You deserved it 6 037

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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Hidden secret

By anonymous - 01/10/2016 09:00 - Australia - Tennyson

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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ButtFaceFace 1

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:39

Having sex with strangers is also a great way to get STDs.

rathalosrocker 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:16

dont call her a *****, a girl is a ***** for ******* a lot of guys but a man is cool and a playa for ******* lots of girls, which doesnt make sense, just leave her alone

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Saturday 7 March 2009 19:54

Well I think having sex doggy style is very sexy but what would u do when the guy u where with turned around and showed his arse to u... Lol.. Its very natural but just not a really pretty sight..

npk88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:18

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alex_vik 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:14

Started it out with "I had a one night stand". You deserved anything that happened.

sahreeg 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:19

#3 after getting aids it stops being cool O.o

Akhan_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:19

wow.... look at your ass at home from now on

pat101 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:22

Ummm. Dude, that's harsh but look at it this way at least he was honest. Afterall, it was a one night stand.

thisstuffisgreat 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:30

you should have walked out

vitaminsandminer 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:31

#15 the guy still had sex with her, and dont call her a ***** sex is completely natural

downeyjr 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:37

You're not a ***** or a loser. However, I totally agree with #5 and think you should have ******* left the second he said some degrading shit like that. Dude is lucky he's even getting some.