By fingerhut - 03/03/2012 08:27 - United States

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9

That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.

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roafteth 4

Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used

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tonysmansion69 0

Wanted ads headline "1 portable toilet... oops... to late."

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abbasgirl 3

I jog regularly, so I get the sudden urge thing. What I don't understand is why you were running with a newspaper.

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scruffyindiekid 2

That's all we need in a newspaper 'how's the world doing today? How's the economy? The stock markets? How's the quest for a cure for cancer doing?' 'shit'

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sparkrok 8

that's the reason? funny. I don't jog because I'm out of shape, lazy, jogging is too much like work, and I'd rather play my guitar. but to each his own.

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helms97 0

You deserve that for saying "let the beast out" .

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Thank you for providing a good reason to buy a dead-tree version of the Sunday paper instead of just using the online version.

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rmr0011 8

I didn't understand his nickname and then I saw the ad.

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