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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 699
You deserved it 275 706
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

nancy_ydg17 11

I hope u die soon js

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TheRavynFire 4

Not only are you a cheating asshole but you are idiot too.

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doglover100 28

If you don't want to be in the relationship just leave.

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KenB99 15

your life does suck, but you did deserve it

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nandybear 19

Well YDI because 1) you're a cheating asshole and 2) you were dumb enough to throw yourself down the stairs and expect not to be hurt

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MixMastaKDizzle 12

DO NOT cheat...give her a chance at happiness with a REAL man by divorcing her. If you need to get your dick wet so often, then by all means be a ****. But, how about you let your wife off that crazy train.

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whatever27 5

You people think it's funny to cheat wake up a**holes this is real f*cking life

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WoldowJR 25

Today, I found out that my husband has been having an affair, and was willing to gospitalize himself just to keep the affair going. FML

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kingbrizo 24

YDI op. just tell your wife the truth, she'd appreciate that more than an ongoing lie that she figures out for herself.

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