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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

greenman42 10

I hope your wife finds out (if she hasn't already) about the affair you asshole

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kev1029 22

You deserve to be in the hospital forever. Shame on you.

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MidgetInvasion 14

I don't understand if OP is trying to get sympathy for cheating on his wife and being so dumb he threw himself down the stairs or if he's ranting about his pathetic life. Either way, you're an asshole and YDI

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ssf01 3

I literally created an account just to tell you what an asshole you are

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xbriluvsturtlesx 7

You sir are a heartless douche, And it's because of assholes like you are part of the reason why women are insecure. I hope she finds out, leaves your ass and finds someone who won't cheat on her for some bitch You deserve every injury you obtained falling down those stairs.

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blondie147 10

This is not a FML this is a "you are an awful person"

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MyBabyGuineaPig 13

YDI... Why would you cheat in the first place. Asshole...

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gracemoltke 3

you ******* dick head why are you even posting this you clearly deserved that. you should've gone into a coma so she could **** somebody else.

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