Intimacy: Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched... - FML

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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

Kenziechristinee 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:08

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Thursday 17 April 2014 20:11

******* deserve it for cheating

shannonw5534 1

Tuesday 22 April 2014 4:23

maney you shouldnt have ******* cheated!

fourth_line_dust 20

Friday 25 April 2014 5:48

U got what you deserved

mattlord 7

Sunday 4 May 2014 22:32

YDI

charlotteel 11

Thursday 8 May 2014 17:50

You are a complete tool bag

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 17 May 2014 3:08

I know I'm four years late, but I seriously hope she found out, divorced your deceitful ass, and took everything you had. I also hope she's with a man who truly loves her and will always be faithful to her while you are all alone and single. This is not a FYL. It's a **** HER life! You got what you deserved (less in my opinion), and she's the one who has/had a cheating husband she thought she could trust and would love her. I really wish the best for her. You, on the other hand, will not have my sympathy. If you wrote this FML thinking anyone would feel sorry for you, you are not only a bastard but also a stupid idiot. Your wife (or ex-wife) should not associate with you ever for what you did. I truly feel sorry for her.

BSnapZ 21

Thursday 16 October 2014 14:08

Agree 100%!

bluebirdflyaway 6

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:38

like throwing yourself can explain scratches???

zeldymeldy 5

Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:43

You dumbass cheater u deserve it

noobienick 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 0:18

Or, you know, you could have just told your wife that your back was really itchy and you scratched it too much. Or, just don't cheat?

Vampyro90 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:31

you should have jumped off the building...

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