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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

bopersonn 13

I hate you, you awful, horrible person.

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themeade 5

You deserve every bit of bad karma coming your way, cheaters are the scum of the earth and I have absolutly no sympathy for anything that happens to you

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fantasyworld 37

I hope the girl from work leaves you too.

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DeadPixel4 29

I read "I was having an affair" and hit YDI without reading the rest.

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LUFT 12

dude seriously? you suck. cheaters never win.

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SofiaM0517 8

To keep your wife from finding out about your cheating, DON'T CHEAT JACKASS

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