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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

idontknow8 8

you are pathetic. i dont get it...why dont you just get divorced or break up and go do that ugly slu*. cheaters are so stupid....

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clairesucks 37

Poor wife. What did she do to deserve a cheating asshole for a husband

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TheTurks 8

YDI, don't be a cheater, that's the worst thing anyone could do to their partner...

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booterus 20

Did you really think this was deserving of a FYL????

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HarrisonX 25

YDI. No one gets sympathy for cheating

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JoelsLastNight 18

People like you make me #^@$ing sick to my stomach. Go .... off a bridge.

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