Miscellaneous: Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and...

By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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Arcterion 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.

Pacmans_Homicide 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

Tell your mother?

Comments

frannytrois64 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:41

*Weeeeoooooweeeeeoooo!!* Uh oh, looks like the creeper alarms have gone off. Better be careful.

LadyFae_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:58

Tell your mom. Then, tell your father, teacher, coach, grandparents, aunts, uncles -- any and all adults you trust. Report it to the police; they may not be able to do anything at this point, but it will be on record. If (god forbid) anything further happens, it will give your case more credibility.

unhacked21 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:53

no no no. dont listen to LadyFae...tell ur father (assuming ur on good terms) and ur mother...im sure they'll deal with it themselves

cruncheweezy 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:24

That's BS. Absolute BS. What happens when mom sides with her new douchefag boytoy, and her dad can't do anything because he lives far away? LadyFae has a great idea here, OP. Do it now. Tell everyone you trust, and keep them posted if he tries more. If your mom freaks, just keep telling all the other adults you trust. Eventually, one of them will mention something to your mom about it, and if it keeps happening, she'll get suspicious.

bebopdubop 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:55

please get that creep out of your life.

Ashayu 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:20

You should have bitchslapped him, or thrown your breakfast at him. That's sick.

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:04

I smell a threesome. Seriously you can be a bitch and tell on him or you can pleasure and get pleasure.

tayman 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:24

geese people... just because a guy stares at your chest and says something like that, doesnt mean he's talking about your chest...god some people are so quick to judge. as for the wink, lots of adults do that as a sign of, hey, im on your side, dont worry, im not checking you out, just reassuring you that i love you, and care for you. XDDDDDD

chinCHILLaOUT 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 21:40

well than what DID you mean? That's pretty sketchy in my book.

angeldevilaim 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:50

dude!! hes gonna like, RAPE you!!!

aussiegirl1990 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:16

You DO NOT deserve it in anyway. Even if your shirt was really low cut shirt you should not put up with it. It's like saying a girl wearing a mini skirt is asking to be raped. It's a lie. You are not an object and you should not put up with him saying stuff like that. FYL. Jessica