Miscellaneous: Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and...

By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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Arcterion 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.

Pacmans_Homicide 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

Tell your mother?

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MrAmp 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:12

Next time, kick him in the nuts, throw your plate of food in his face, and finish him off with a kitchen chair. Then be like "it looks like you're nuts are getting bigger too...oh wait thats just the swelling."

quizikall 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:03

that would only ever be neccsessary if he phsicaly hurt her badly not just fo staring at her boobs you are an asshole

selenagomezlover 8

Thursday 29 November 2012 6:46

Nice :) that would have taught him

guntherisawesome 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:40

wow that's really creepy but at least sombody finds u atractive lol

tman9497 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:14

what did your mom say

metalhead256 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 17:42

#50 your retarded I would punch you in the face

Alhan_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:06

Then it's a super awesome idea!

ChocolateEclaire 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:08

Yeah, same. It may seem like you're doing something nice, but girls aren't exactly happy when an (older) guy (ESPECIALLY if they are dating someone else) brings up their boobs.