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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:06

iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one

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bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:42

so....did you pick it up? X_X

alecdote 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:53

I think the question is, "so did you pick up?" lol But these things happen I guess... they just slip out... I'll get my coat.

Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

f_jills_life 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:46

thats pretty shitty.

Crystalyo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:22

Ahaha! That's hilarious, I love that man :D

jennysaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:47

im guessing it fell out of the OP's back pocket as he pulled his pants down to take a shit.

littlegolferboy 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:59

What kind of retard keeps their phone in their back pocket? Furthermore, I have absolutely no problem keeping my iPod Touch in my pocket when I'm pulling down my pants to go to the bathroom, so all these people dropping phones into toilets must be wearing some pretty tight pants with small pockets.

Crystalyo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:26

I keep my phone in my back pocket always, and so do every single one of my friends, and people I know..

mobius999 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:07

Then he really wouldn't mistake the plop for his shit would he? While still in the process of depantsing and not on the bowl yet. Obvious fake. Makes no sense.

corrin925 6

Friday 4 March 2011 21:30

He could have also had the phone in a coat or sweatshirt pocket when it fell out. that would make a little more sence to have it fall out while he was using the bathroom, not before he sat down.

thelonelylurker 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:47

Sure sounds like the kind of people who would buy an iPhone.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:48

Don't take your phone into the bathroom with you. Nobody wants to hear you shit. And who does anything other than shit when they have diarrhea? So... don't take your phone in their no matter what cool things it can do. Why get your nasty hands all over it...

shewasalmost18 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:48

shit happens. literally

GabMon 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:50

Wait..if it were you actually crapping, then wouldn't you have felt it? I mean surely, if you had diharea, then I doubt it would sound like a solid Iphone hitting the water. YDI I think.