Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great...

By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:24

Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.

dreamer1015 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:22

Maybe you should have locked the door!

Comments

carlowry16 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 7:32

Why would you have sex when there is a child AND parents in the house. Smart.

writergirl23 19

Monday 12 November 2012 20:40

Lock the door??!

AdamsNumberOne 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 4:56

Theres a thing called a Lock on a door.

mackischillin 5

Sunday 10 February 2013 4:07

Has anyone else noticed that say if the op was a guy saying I was having sex with a really hot girl there would've been sooo much hate?

fictionaldiary 11

Monday 5 May 2014 1:06

Wait... He's not your boyfriend, but you were having sex in his house with his parents and brother in the other room? Wtf? How did he explain your presence when you came over?