By Anonymous - 29/08/2010 07:27 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML
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emo_devon 11

aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.) I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself. Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't automatically=attractive

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Vehicle 1

YDI for having sex with someone outside of a good relationship.

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xxxviii 5

HAHAHAHAHAH so what he was saying was. He didnt wanna blow his load on you, hahaha u should of finished hom off and wished him well with the rest of his day,,,LOL ruined it for him if ud of done that......

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much2blunt 0

she should of been like "it's cool, tell your mom I said Hi."

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LaUruguaya 11

this is why you don't have sex with random guys. why would you expect him to care about your feelings when you aren't dating??

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frenchy_vs_death 0

He prolly wants to spread the love to fat people. That's nice of him, and you're lucky, some fat chicks don't get any love, especially from a hot guy. in other news: lose some wieght.

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