Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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RadAtThis01 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:59

and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing

xStiina 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:57

Haha, must have been hot sex.

Comments

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:30

A few notes for the general public: -The OP could be 21 and her brother 6. I know a couple families like this; it would explain why the brother didn't know how to turn the device off. -The OP does not deserve it for having a child outside of wedlock. Would I do it? Definitely not, but I almost definitely wouldn't do some things you, the reader, would, and I won't objurgate you for that. -The OP is missing a comma.

fmlisforlols 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:32

Here's how I picture the scenario: OP and BF were getting it on while the kid was out being watched. OP probably keeps her baby in the same room, space or some mess. Brother walks in the kitchen or family room where the receiver is and hears the goings-ons. Why he didn't turn it down and turn on the tv or something is beyond me. Don't know why people think OP deserves embarrassment for not thinking of minor details before passionate sex, but I'm not a ******* idiot so maybe I need enlightened.

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:39

I might be able to give an enlightened.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:59

FML your brother, not you!!!

Judus_beej 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:03

what else would they be used for then for your creepy family to spank it to you and your husband going at it? to listen for your baby? that's just silly.

srh1988 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:21

yes our baby does sleep in our room as he is a BABY lol and no her brother didnt jerk off to the baby monitor. he turned it off as soon as he found out where the sound was coming from. having a baby out of wedlock is right for us as we dont believe in any of the bullshit talking snake noahs ark bullshit they say in the bible. so all of you ppl who have a problem with us having a child out of wedlock can suck it! GO ATHEISM! and for the record the baby was not in the room. he was visiting his grandparents! basically kiss my ass :)

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:56

Atheism is not directly related to people caring about children out of wedlock.

Anaxes 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 10:27

I'm an Athiest and you're an embarrassment to our faithlessness. By the way, marriage is not simply a spiritual thing, it's also a legal matter.

Shenannigoats 16

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:15

Was going to thumb this up until you said "go atheism". Oh dear.

jujubeewhoopie 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:39

Appears you didn't learn the lesson the first time since you already have an out-of-wedlock kid.

srh1988 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:48

WHO THE **** CARES IF SOMEONE HAS A CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK.?! I think its BETTER for the family. 80% of stand up comedy and sitcom jokes stem from men HATING marriage. Wedlock doesnt change how much you love your baby or how much you love your partner.

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:01

Simply because people joke about marriage doesn't mean marriage is universally hated. Some people joke about (and I'm not endorsing this at all) African-Americans being gangsters, but that definitely doesn't mean all are. Your logic — for lack of a better word — is seriously flawed.

srh1988 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:05

Well im just sick of people criticizing this subject. I found out I was pregnant, and decided to give my son a chance at life, wedlock or not.

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:10

Understandable, but then you should just say that.

jujubeewhoopie 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 8:12

srh1998, you have made the correct choice from an unexpected situation. However harsh it is to say to our OP they haven't learned, it sounds like you have learned and will be doing what it takes to not be in that unfun situation again. So, given the uniqueness of unexpected pregnancy, do you think you qualify to be able to speak on those situations and the choices that lead to them? It sounds like you may. Which I ask, (knowing how much harder life is raising a physically and mentally healthy is on your own), why aren't you commenting to our OP their choice to shack up again unmarried?