Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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taytay3696 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:37

i agree with 70.but uhmmm anyways well it's just wrong anyway for him to call any other girls name even if it wasnt his sister dont you think.yeah sooo break up with him NOW.it would be weird if he really was talkin bout his sister :P

rttr 18

Sunday 22 April 2012 7:29

What did you just say? I seriously can't tell......'

ddrfunkmaster 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:35

hahah incest much?

iheartmylife 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:38

............

fcktheworld 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:33

LOL that sounds more embarrassing for him

camisado 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:18

#7, way to make my day.

blackshellbowser 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:13

On a scale of 1 to 10 on awkwardness...that certainly is an 11.

Neecha101 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:38

i wonder if he scream your name when he does his sister??? hmmmm.

Heatstreak 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:23

lol incest is.................weird

Failmaster 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:55

SYBLING FAIL! Rednecks.

evanedwards85 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:12

SPELLING FAIL! Idiot.

Feh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:22

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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