Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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phags_will_be_ph 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 4:55

greenman is a creeper and should be thrown out of society lol ;)

kristelle_fml 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:09

LEAVE.....*gasp*..BRITTANY...*gasp*....ALOOONE! D; *cries*

lili555_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:37

wrong on so many levels!!

phags_will_be_ph 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:20

what if Brittany was a gay guys name that he changed it to? Maybe she was secretly turning him gay......?

xApril 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 19:13

That sucks but Brittany is a common name. kinda weird to automatically jump to the conclusion that he's thinking about his sister..

anjelica51 5

Friday 6 August 2010 8:37

LMFAO

twynn 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 8:45

lmao

Kai132 7

Sunday 8 August 2010 11:27

well you know what they say "the closer kin the deeper in" jk jk lol

Niick_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:58

YDI for having a boyfriend who bangs his sister.

brenduh911 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 14:22

EWWWWHHHiiiEEEEE! WTF?!?!?!! not right!!!

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