Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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Efilyn 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:15

Well he was probably reenacting his fantasies.

rhpsfan9 10

Monday 11 April 2011 13:08

sounds freaky, could be a mystery girl and not his sister

maiimpressivetit 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:50

hm...might be worth investigating or maybe he was cheating on you with a different Brittany

iLyxjamie 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:00

Sickoo !

Brendan3693 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:54

congrats u made it to the best of section of the FML site. what an achievement. and not only that but it's for the "ALL TIME" part too! I usually spell a lot better than this...

DatWhiteGuy 0

Friday 22 April 2011 15:53

Man, you need to go to a councilor about that. Fyl.

foreveradancer 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:51

that's not creepy...

purplemonkeysnot 0

Monday 25 April 2011 7:36

IMBREEDING

Ilikethenamesam 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:02

Wow laugh out loud, what did you do

yourmomismymom 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:07

He likes his sister???

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