Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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shootintacos 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:42

shut up Kim Jung il.

milhous67 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:24

OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT US SO ****** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

metalhead5564 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:43

that's nasty :S

XxXPromiseXxX 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:39

Anyone noticed how many Comment Moderations there are lol

wsquah 4

Friday 10 June 2011 10:11

the question is. is his sister hot??

sammygirl8 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:53

okay that is disgustong

hockey1317 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:38

ya maybe for you greenman you ****** wierdo

adamswag9 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:41

who you calling weird look at your profile pic

karaaa16 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:42

maybe he was talking to Brittany spears? hit me baby one more time.

anongrl 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:56

I don't understand why anyone would care if someone said an fml was fake. I know I don't care. Thats their opinion. Getting moderated for it is stupid. You can get away with being as ass to someone on here but get in trouble for saying fake.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:04

This website does not belong to you. It's our site and our rules. Imagine if you created a website and people came onto it, making rude and baseless accusations against you or your guests, especially after they agreed to be bound by rules of courtesy, and then dictatated to you how you should run your own home, and then of course, thumb their own comment up. I'm quite sure you wouldn't be so pleased to see it go uncontested, dear.

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