Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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s24sammy 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:57

maybe he loves his sister. but in the non sexual way

ipwnlosers 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:24

565-Calm the **** down. It was just a joke.

PurpleKissesGree 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:27

Get out of that relationship ASAP

alikali55 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:31

has it crossed your mind that it might be a different brittnay I doubt that he would bang his sister

hungryparadox 6

Friday 24 June 2011 10:05

Incest is looked down upon in Arkansas, just like any other place in our society.. Please keep your ignorant comments to yourself. They never were funny. Sincerely, Arkansans

tpike1296 11

Friday 24 June 2011 13:51

Sirin wins! join us next week for another round of moderators vs. dumbasses!

hateevryone 14

Monday 27 June 2011 18:53

wth?

DerrickRoseFan 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:57

It could be Brittany Spears? I'm sure that happens to Brittany Spears all the time!or it could be another Brittany?he didn't say what her last name was

oldnavysnake 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:43

you tell em! (;

carly5793 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:04

Thts insest...sux for you

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