Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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adamswag9 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:39

hahaha he musta had a weird childhood

writergirl23 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:44

a previous gf of his was named that?

kendramonet 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:29

Hey now, you have to put up with the stereotype if you live in AR. I do!

iloveCS8 11

Friday 22 July 2011 23:12

maybe he was talking about Britney spears hmm..

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:30

do u live in the south?

918jacob 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:12

ew

niqqaa23 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:36

eww what the **** lol !

HagarenLei 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:17

**** you dude. I'm sure your always getting some from your mom so shut it. America may not be the greatest but it's not full of incest. And even if it does have it, there is nothing wrong with it, if you love someone you love them. Simple as that.

LexiHardcore 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:13

Incest is never a win ._.

XxXLIKEAJACKXxX 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:39

it's called the ragging bull when the person yells another persons name and sees how long they can last

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