Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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Ashlyn_nicole11 6

Friday 23 September 2011 7:30

Maybe he knows another Brittany?

caitlyns 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:36

his damn sister? what a man-*****!

cinder2theblock 0

Monday 26 September 2011 9:59

HIS sister, kinky

Fatman123456789 0

Monday 26 September 2011 13:01

Incest is Wincest

guestugatencho 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:40

Damnnnn that sucks and freaking discusting

Carina23 5

Friday 30 September 2011 10:39

One can only think, WHAT THE F***??

thegr8destroyer 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:33

Ftw!

cbdee 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 19:01

#766 f'ed his sister growing up :/

UR1FatBastard 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:24

Incest much? I would hope he had a crush on Britney Spears or a fantasy about another girl named Britney. Either way looks like you're at the bottom of his fantasy list. sucks to be you!

gms16 2

Friday 7 October 2011 0:40

What did he say when you talked to him about it lol, I'm sure he didn't really mean his sister.

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