Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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hazzjazz 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:11

Baby your life isn't ******. His is.

Lubinduba 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:30

HAHA #7!

lolol182 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:55

who hasn't thought of Britney Spears during sex?

jbf741 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:03

one thing i believe needs to be clarified here.......its not Fuckyour life....its **** his......ur off the hook

gregthestrange 3

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:09

incest, moar liek WINcest, amirite?

rebel1013 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:28

Flowers in the attic much? Incesttttttttttttttt

ErinSaysHerro 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:03

ha wow thats disgusting

justthis1girl 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:05

Brittney's a common name. I highly doubt it was his sister, though obviously that still sucks for you.

xpapercutsx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:22

LMAO @ 7 and 77. Sucks babe. =( I'm sorry!

omgitssarah7 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:07

Incest is wincest! You know what they say about incest...keep it in the family. =D

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