Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 790

You deserved it 54

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

Comments

noobslayer92 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:16

wincest?

rainstorm 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:36

maybe she (his sister) was knocking on the door:)

NeverMind88 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:16

I don't blame him... if i were getting laid by someone, and imagining Brittany, I would have SUCH A GREAT ****** that I would possibly get penal cancer!!

teh_uber_muffin 3

Sunday 19 August 2012 6:38

Penal=having something to do with the penal system (ie-prison). Cancer of the jail? Pretty sure you mean penile.

knitbitch 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:28

Oh ****. Even if its not his sister that sucks for you!

Livi1 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:29

that guy has HUGE issues.

Zwink 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:54

ok how do you know he was talking about his sister, also its really easy to get names mixed up but if he was fantasizing about his sister he needs a phsyciatrist

nanner6206 24

Thursday 23 June 2016 8:39

psychiatrist

sweetcandy723549 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:35

number 7. that is the dumbest thing ever! which spelling did he use when he screamed it? are you stupid?

tetil1027 1

Friday 22 July 2011 6:28

FEG

XxMoonShadowxX 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 9:33

are you stupid cause you obviously cant take a joke... *coughs, hypocrit, coughs*

sweetcandy723549 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:37

this is a perfect example of what's wrong with our world.

thekreeperkeeper 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:20

how close to Birmingham Al. do you live...??? lmao (sorry to people from Al., I couldnt stay away from that one...)

Deadly_Punk 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:53

I believe that in some cultures 'Britanny' means 'Im done'... then again i've never really heard of those cultures...yet...

5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14

Keywords

Love Christmas Break-ups Miscellaneous Poopoo peepee Gross Ironic Argument Friends Awkward Cute Haircut Relatable You're fired Work Cars Covid Health Cheating Jealousy Kids Parenting Family DIY Cats Roommate Sex Intimacy Am I overreacting? Management

The Top

Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52

You deserved it 984

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 621

You deserved it 5 879

The Top

Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, the other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 381

You deserved it 2 424

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 681

You deserved it 6 444

Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 358

You deserved it 15 153

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 364

You deserved it 5 717

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 332

You deserved it 42 372

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 338

You deserved it 40 887