Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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Hello Zoe

By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 0:01

Must of been some good sex

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:07

Boyfriend: Oh! Oh! Oh yeah! OP: Unnnhhh!!! Boyfriend: Yeah! You like that, baby? OP: BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS!!

Comments

nonnieluv 9

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:07

I hate being told im too loud it makes me soo frustrated but what can u do, on the other hand I don't sound like a zombie

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:41

Lol just no ew.

Cynical_in_SK 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 2:31

Are you sure about that? Lol

Ch0sen 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 4:09

Please don't share, no one asked.

max500 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 8:08

You're 15....I hate this planet.

auzz1_pride 9

Thursday 5 April 2012 11:20

171) what's wrong? can't get laid?? buy a hooker.

volcom269 4

Friday 6 April 2012 0:00

Idk when anyone has ever told you that

HeartsCry 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:11

Chuch

AnimalLover1031 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:17

That kind of sucks that your moaning was compared to a zombie movie

Epiqness 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:31

Was it a goo ****?

Epiqness 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:31

Was it a goo ****?

Ch0sen 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 4:11

Yes, filled with brain goo

loveismusicx 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:48

How very disturbing.

kaylin11712 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:51

Wow just wow that sound bad but at least u have a cover story so u won't freak out his sister

FlashBurn 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:52

Hmm... the only disease that could be involved in that wouldn't make zombies. So his sister lives in the same place? I bet his parents do too! Kids these days... That's what hotels are for!