By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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mclovin55 0

sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

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KaintukeeBob 13

You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

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Zebidee 8

What were you doing that made him suddenly think of meat in a bun?

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guppy40000 0

lol why not! at least he isnt thinking about other women.

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Cosmic_Horror 1

Eating and sexing at the same time--hot. Seem like something not many people would be coordinated enough to pull off though.

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Zebidee 8

I think we might begin with one or two Latin terms...

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furburger 0

If he asked that right in the middle of things, I'm thinking he likes his burgers flame-broiled. Sounds like The KIng might go both ways. I mean, shit, he wears ******* tights. That should have tipped you off...

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perdix 29

How 'bout dropping about two feet and partaking of a fish taco?

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chasin_butterfli 0

Perdix reads my mind. Be scared perdix. lol I can't believe it took 32 comments for someone to mention "the taco."

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mapleleafs34 0

well then he must have been doing the majority of the work...excuse him for having an appetite

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maybaybe 0

Yes, but he shouldn't say it while they're having sex.

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azzlak 0

ha well tht ******, you need a new man ;)

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chippa 24

You would break up with someone--a fiancé, no less--because expressed their burger craving out loud during sex?

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millionaire93 0

om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!!!! Hahahah

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sluttygirl 0

your pretty cute number 40 (:

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Doortje 29

Wow, you really want to live by your username, huh?

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TheCass_ 3

haha yeah seriously. not an fml. if this happened to me I'd be having a giggle-fit. haha in a good way.

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