By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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mclovin55 0

sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

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KaintukeeBob 13

You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

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hideyoself 4

what sex before marriage?? Its an abomination

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Riceball23 0

seriously? Lol cmon, if ur hungry ur hungry.. but then again maybe they shuda waited til u's were finished b4 saying tht lolz

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I_R_Genius 3

Hey there little buddy, let me help you out with your grammar before the other Nazis get to you. Or better yet, I'll just let them get to you.

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Wazilla 0

#17 a fiance can be male or female, its someone whos engadge despite whatever gender

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chippa 24

No. A "fiancé" is somebodies engaged -male- partner. A "fiancée" is female. It's French.

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chippa 24

Oh man... somebody's* I was ragin' about that sort of error just last night, too. :(

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angelkey2myheart 0

I'm pretty sure he meant sex plus a burger = nothing better. ;]

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minktheshrink 0

I'm sure you know from experience

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Person1233 12

Thanks a lot, OP. Now I'm craving sex and a bacon cheeseburger.

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grandpaearthling 2

the way to a man's heart is through his his stomach while f*cking his brains out. apparently his brain has been properly f*cked out.

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Privations_fml 3

He wants a burger. Now get him a burger, woman! Seriously though, maybe he's looking to spice up your sex life... with a pint of tabasco o_o idk

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