By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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mclovin55 0

sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

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KaintukeeBob 13

You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

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sphillips5319 0

I read somewhere that the brain registers sexual stimulus in much the same as it does when enjoying some good num nums.

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OhBehaveAustin 0

Really? Is this that much of a big deal to share over the internet?

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rety1 13

don't feel bad... I'd shoot someone to get a big greasy cheeseburger right now. men eating cheeseburgers is the equivalent of women going shopping..

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fearfulsymmetry 1

That's it, I hereby ban all of FML's that start with, "My boyfriend/girlfriend did something completely inappropriate/borderline humorous during sex." Shut the **** up. I'm getting tired of it.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It sucks that you can't keep your fiance's attention in bed, OP. Try some new things next time? Experimentation usually leads to good results in bed. :p

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CaptainJ1000 1

Clearly, you must be bovine in appearance.

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DaveOnDope 4

His minnieme is a microme.

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LemonBerryCrunch 0

haha im guilty of the same, i just crave a cig after :)

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