By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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mclovin55 0

sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

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KaintukeeBob 13

You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

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jjbbygrl 0

Wat an asshole he craves a burger while getting iton lol wat a bitch

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DalekScythe 0

why would he want a burger when he had taco directly infront of him?

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KnuckleBunny 3

sigh... too bad gals always remind guys of sammiches... >.

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MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Well if it makes you feel better, food and sex are closely related in cravings. That's why whip cream and chocolate syrup are used for more than just ice cream and junk.

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greatfirstdate 18

aww, that's sort of cute. my boyfriend and i usually go to burger king after we have sex. then we eat it in his living room while watching game of thrones

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gionatorinc 5

Doesnt anyone notice how it says "what I WOULD'NT give for a burger..." meaning he would rather be in bed more than eating a burger?

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Xanthus 1

Should have said"how about a taco instead". If you know what I mean.

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derangedplanet 23

Just gonna say it, I am always hungry after sex

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