By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 963
You deserved it 7 658

Same thing different taste

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Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

Wow. She's not worth the trouble, make her your new ex instead!

idahovandalfan 0

# 68: You are absolutely correct. I agree and regret the oversight in my first comment. The **** industry gives false images of sex on every level. This includes the female role in sex. Guys who watch **** expect every girl to bend over backwards, have huge (likely fake) ****, do every position in the Kama Sutra and be a 3 input girl (mouth, vaginal and anal for those who wonder about this term). Of course, nobody would watch pornography if a guy had a 5" penis, the girl weighed 250 lbs. and every scene lasted 2 minutes. The expectations for sex, especially the first time, are always blown out of proportion. I remember my first time with my ex (whom I dated for 2 years). I was so nervous and worried that I lasted about all of 60 seconds. The one nice thing I can say about her is that we were able to talk about it and discuss our sex life. After the first time jitters were gone, we had the best sex ever. To the OP, hold your head up high (pun intended). There are girls out there who will love you no matter what you're packing.

She's a bitch. Whether she prefers larger or not, it's plain mean to say something like that to someone. So who gives a shit if you're not hung like a bull? Do you know how to use it? Then use it with someone who isn't a shallow ho. PS #59, well said.

Yea, **** blows everything out of proportion. If she really likes you enough, she would know that every guy gets offended of how small his dick is, at one point.

I think that she needs to get some manners. I can honestly say that I really don't care how big a guy's dick is as long as he loves me. When there is love and respect in a relationship good sex comes because you can both talk about what you want and how to get it.

if she said that I would prob go find something bigger and jam it up there then kick her out. Ditch the Bitch Ditch the Bitch

Don´t take it personally, 42 % of men are worried about their size, check out Andropenis.com .

HyperExecuter 0

I hope u do ur a little bitch ur lucky to have a girlfriend with a small penis so stop being a little pussy

varkey 7

dump her. and also, who walks around naked in a locker room? LOL

dannyshreds92 0

to 59. u are a god! no but seriously WTF does she expect him to do. if it's small its gonna stay that way. what a biatch