By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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jm88 0

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

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RayzGrl 0

this cracked me up.. my bf was looking at me laughing like wtf?! hilarious!

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dg72592_fml 0

this is why you tell her what gets you off so SHE can be the one moaning your name... lol i know girls are great and all, but we're not mind-readers

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nonynony 0

#81/83, now THAT'S narrow minded. That scene in A Christmas Story was in a CHINESE restaurant, and the discussion is about Japanese. Stupid ignorant people thinking all Asian countries are the same! I've lived in both China and Japan and can assure you they are like night and day. And #22, I wouldn't say you're completely wrong, but you're not right. Japanese has one sound that's between an "R" and an "L." 98% of the time when they pronounce English words, they pronounce it with an "R" when it should be "L." It's terrible in writing; I've recently gotten lots of emails from my office asking me when I want to "correct" my fundraising money ("collect"). Still, I'm not making fun, their English is better than my Japanese, and I've been here for years!

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theswarm666x 1

that's what narcissism is all about.

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poptartkid 0

DUDE YOU'RE A FU**ING BOSS! YOU RULE! JOHNNY CASH IS NOT DEAD*

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clouds9 0

ROFLMAO. Sorry dude, that was a mild FYL... but so hilarious :D Thanks for posting! *Thumbs up to #2*

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