By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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jm88 0

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

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LostAndFound 0

It's okay. I heard a rumor years ago that Bruce Willis calls out his own name during sex so he won't get the name wrong.

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lovejamienicole 0

#43. grow. up.

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DenElite 0

Haha. Talk about being vain -_-" Get over yourself lol. Made me laugh though

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BrEnNo1023 5

THIS IS SO one of the funniest FMLs i've ever read. all these people who are saying that you're vain are quite vain themselves for thinking that you did this on purpose to focus on yourself...seriously, so what if you get off hearing her voice?? - that's totally and perfectly okay. this is just a blonde moment, and it's the funniest blonde moment i've heard in a looooong time ... i want to know what her reaction was after you said that. i bet she burst out laughing like MAD. and then, realising your mistake, you would have burst out laughing too. at least that's what i think should have happened. holy crap you just made my entire WEEK!

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lovebot 0

i so would have been weirded out! id probably get off you & tell you to finish yourself off.

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Blackrose13 0

Ha.... I've done that. My boyfriend has not let me live it down....

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terriibabiiix23 0

your sooo werid mann

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