By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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unlovable_fml 1

well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.

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pariah411 0

Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!

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jaytee1994 9

How long you been dating? If its been a short time maybe it just slipped up? It happens

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krillkel 2

My ex-boyfriend is named Jeremy and my current boyfriend is named Joey. You don't know how many times I still ALMOST slip up and call him Jeremy. The best part is that Jeremy has come out of the closet and I haven't had feelings for him for years.

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dmadsen33 9

I don't think she's neccesarily cheating. We all know that men often fantasize about other women whilst having sex with their partner, well, guess what, women do it, too. We actually do have a part of our sexuality which is all about us, and not about pleasing anyone but us. So, if she wants to fantasize, let her.

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jgboy 10

If she was having her big O moment it's not uncommon to say things she won't remember.. Euphoria is a hard state of mind to hold one thought and I'm sure she didn't mean it

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pizzaloverchick 9

you should have said,"I love you..." and either don't say a name at all, or say her sisters name

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Sulphuric_Glue 16

This is either a hilariously cruel joke or a cheating *****

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Kicks23142 5

get the **** out of there just finish get up get dressed and walk out

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