Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started...

By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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The all-seeing eye

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Saturday 23 January 2010 16:09

Tell your mom you were enjoying a really good chocolate cake.

junying 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:11

Your girlfriend totally did that on purpose. :D

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epic_failxxx 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:28

I agree with #3

adrianlives702 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:39

where does it show the sex of the pwptf? i dont see it anywhere? never have

a1b2c3d4e5f6 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 18:15

Swiftly 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:03

He meant where does it show OPs gender.

ccbooya18 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:52

haha @14 it sure is

anela_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:05

lol we do that see who can keep quite 

davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:47

umm. anyone else find it weird that the op didn't actually moan until he was talking to his mom? akward.

xlostwithoutu 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:49

u must be a pretty messed up girl if you've got a dick

jessicams 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:52

There is this fancy new thing called voicemail. I suggest you check it out.

Cowless 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:53

Does your mommy know you have a penis?

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 18:00

it's nit that hard to not moan dude. ydi for being easy to make moan (sorry bad grammar better run before them grammar Nazis get me) and a tip :when sexing, don't stop no calling (lots of negatives) oh yeah 26th bitches bite me.