By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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dg72592_fml 0

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

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acc093 0

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

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divvaa 0

that sux really bad. wata bitch. wtf #4.. how stupid can yu get

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babyjohnson3 0

from a girl's perspective- totally YOUR fault. Sometimes a girl just doesn't feel like faking anymore, because if she keeps faking, its going to keep being terrible every time. Learn some new moves dude.

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valmont_fml 0

Except for the part where she wouldn't need to fake if she would talk to him. Something like that can be pretty hurtful.

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vermillionlove 0

wtf? who would rather play a board game than have sex? o__O

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sekhmet_fml 0

Well, really, what kind of board game are we talking about? Agricola? Pandemic? Power Grid? Is she on BGG, so we can make a more informed judgement? There's so many factors...

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skyeyez9 24

Was it the Ouija board? I always wanted to use one, but my friends are too paranoid and say they're evil.  So I don't have anybody to play the ouija with cause you need at least two people.

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metalmandyck 0

see alot of people are agreeing with you, you must have a small dick cuz my girl can't say 2 unsexual words when we do it, see goes bonkers

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