By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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dg72592_fml 0

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

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acc093 0

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

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foryoublue94 0

that's absolutely not frogger evil girlfriend ='[ sorry dude XD

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funkbasschild 0

maybe you should play board games before sex?

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ellameno 2

"she didn't even have the decency to fake it?" Are you serious? Faking it isn't decency, it's lying. It's pretending someone is doing the right thing when they really aren't. All that will come of her faking it is him continuing to do the same wrong thing. If she didn't like what he was doing, she should have have given him some direction. Communicating isn't that difficult.

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xx_hayleyy 0

okay, get rid of her.

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mmmarissa 0

#4. yes girls cum. moron :D and OP you obviously are horrible in bed

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

a lot of people who write their fml stories seem to have trouble TALKING so they get themselves and other people ******.

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MakeMyDay 0

To be honest, you must be pretty terrible in bed if it's THAT bad.

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NurseDelilah 0

Ouch. She could have at least faked it.... but you should get better.

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mac_fml 0

if she was so bored then she should have taken the reins like a good **** would.

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