By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 161
You deserved it 23 117

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dg72592_fml 0

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

Comments

kellster 2

It sounds like your skills need work! Both sexually and interpretively, hahaha. To all of you who don't know that women come, omg, learn something about women before you go having sex!!!!!!

squeaky_fml 0

You can't even tell if she's having a good time? You need to buy some instructional books, or something, I don't even know. You might be beyond help.

Ethan205 0
squeaky_fml 0

For the people saying that she should be giving advice, I suspect that the case was that she hadn't wanted to have sex in the first place, was only doing it to shut him up, and he was taking too long.

FrostyNorth 0

#4 wins Best Comment... that is, if you were joking. OP: if you were having sex, and I mean actual penetration, long enough for her to get bored then you need to figure out a way to cum more quickly. Remember, more than 20 minutes or so of penetration = painful or at least uncomfortable for her, as a general rule.

If you are really so bad in bed that your girlfriend has gotten tired of faking it, that's hardly her fault. Seriously, learn to go down on a girl or something. If you don't even try to please her and just assume she'll get off because you are, you deserved that one big time.

Clutch118 0

That really sucks, but a lot of women can't have like actual orgasms until they're in their 20's. It has to do with like hormones and the way dopamine is released in the brain during the ******... So it might just be her.

lol @ #4 HUm @ #47 never heard of that one b4... cum more quickly??? lol.. anyways... 1. maybe OP isnt that good at sex, yes he prolly needs to learn a few things....then do her again and DUMP her to show her good manners. 2. UNfortunately when girls are turned off u cant do much about it... BUt hey she must have a big fat ***** at home to be unable to feel anything nice when ure doing her. Im not saying u cud park a truck in there but in any case move on learn how to please any women. then get back out there..

member0987654321 0

board game? seriously. instead of sex wowwwwww.