By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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dg72592_fml 0

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

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acc093 0

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

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MACthizz 0

are you sure you werent giving your boyfriend a bad ********

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faygo19 0

There is nothing you can do for a small penis sorry buy a toy for her

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OhNoUDidnt 0

#23-best comment. :-)

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glass_doll83 0

that sucks she should have atleast first tried to direct you to what woulds turn her on. she cant think a guy is a mind reader.

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jSOPURE 3

Consider it constructive criticism. :)

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swannygirl 0

What a bitch, she needs to learn to censor herself. #4 You are a moron.

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jesseheath 0

shes a ****. you should watch more ****.

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effevery1slife 0

i like monopoly... that at least lasts a while... OWNED!

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j2kenned 0

you probably suck at sex and have a bitch for a girlfriend. if things were equal, a girl would cum every time a guy did. its not really fair that sex is "over" when a guy cums. if your not paying attention to her or if she hasnt cum for a while, she'll get mad. she should tell you about it though before youre right in the middle of it

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