By . - 27/02/2012 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 663
You deserved it 4 589

Same thing different taste

Top comments

LaColombianita 26

Well I guess grandma learned a valuable lesson. Never show up to your house again for a surprise visit.

DontClickOnMe 28

I wonder how long she stayed there for.

Comments

GetHardOrGoHome 7

My grandma enjoys telling me about pornstar *******.. So don't feel bad!

GoW_Chick 14

Hey Sasha Grey does have a nice pair, can't help but appreciate them.

Sasha Grey is into some pretty freaky stuff lol you do have to appreciate it lol

perdix 29

#33 I don't agree about her *******, but I really appreciate that you appreciate Sasha Grey, heh-heh-heh ;)

Dang grandma you can at least ring the door bell

I guess its still better than grandma walking in on you having sex...

EvilCupcake8361 9

Or you walking in on grandma having sex..then promptly joining in. Too far?? *troll face*

sergioyslas 1

Haha damn she's probably what do I do now.

GoW_Chick 14

At least she knows now you guys have a healthy and happy marriage, good for you! *high-five*

GoW_Chick 14

I think people are thumbing me down because of the high-five, no one likes high-fives anymore. *gets left hanging* :'(

Shafreeka 8

I'll high-five you! I thought it was amusing. *High-fives GoW_Chick*

Mister_Triangle 21

I accidentally gave you a thumbs down and I can't fix it :O

wlddog 14

*Hold up hand for high five* I gave u a thumbs up to help out.

isis_morrigan 18

Aw, I'll high five you! And I gave you a thumbs up because your comment was awesome, like always! I love reading your comments!

bettyc4 26

EPIC! Hey at least she didn't interrupt and ask for a nasty granny threesome XD

For a moment I read this as "a note from (grandma and her spare key)"... I need to stop reading FMLs shortly after waking up.