By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

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Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
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theneatoburrito 8

Well show him you enjoy making airplane sound effects as you leave the bedroom.

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spike1994 2

You know what would really drive him wild? Shave a landing strip for him.

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lorraineald 7

And when he comes he says, "Pew, pew, pew."

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CharresBarkrey 15

That's so redundant. Why do people do that?!

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FlyingPie 17

He was just cumming in for a landing.

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DommeAshlee 11

Mine enjoys humming the imperial march... Could be worse...

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AnimeCookie 9

I do that with my baby brother when I feed him soup.

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Crzysht96 3

Just start singing ring around the rosie

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buckdharma 36

Tell the new Captain that he never made it off the ground so you're switching back to autopilot.

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Shave off the landing strip and he won't make those noises anymore!

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