By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

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Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
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theneatoburrito 8

Well show him you enjoy making airplane sound effects as you leave the bedroom.

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spike1994 2

You know what would really drive him wild? Shave a landing strip for him.

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cswigglez 3

so you should be making twin tower sounds

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PhoenixForce562 5

You did say "new" boyfriend......RETURN TO SENDER.

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fabulousal 1

Hey, whatever makes it less awkward eh?

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dionhart 4

Why not be his flight attendant?

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Axel5238 29

Sense of humor is one thing, but there must of been signs this guy was a bit immature before you two had sex. Granted, I don't think anything would prepare you for that OP but there had to have been some signs. Immaturity doesn't spring out from nowhere.

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Quadroblitz 10

I don't get why people can't just appreciate the fact that they're actually having sex.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

that's probably the reason his ex dumped him.

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laughingtoohard 14

vvvvwwweeeeeeesshhh *explosion* on no the plane crashed

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deaddonkey 15

Before oral sex does he say. "Open the Hanger. Here cums the airplane."

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