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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

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Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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cherries62212 16

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:58

And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

starile 19

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:59

... and that's why the sex is so rare!

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DeathBunny8 9

Monday 24 November 2014 15:57

Your husband might be emotionally disconnected at the moment due to stress or other factoring issues. Maybe he's not confident because you make it out like the sex is bad. He probably finds solace in video games.. mental escape

angi2002 5

Monday 24 November 2014 16:35

it boring

Parvati48 15

Tuesday 25 November 2014 5:39

Wow, that's horrible! Who gets bored with sex? O.o

papabear88 6

Tuesday 25 November 2014 22:25

I have lived to hear this: a man bored of sex!

briod 8

Thursday 27 November 2014 3:55

god created Adam and eve but Adam and Steve are more fun

FML_14u2c 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:36

Of course it's boring when the woman doesn't move.

Criss8 4

Sunday 30 November 2014 3:10

What is happening to all the men in today's world

CyndiSinclair 4

Monday 1 December 2014 5:31

that's messed up prolly got it somewhere else!!!!!

3blendee 4

Tuesday 9 December 2014 5:14

Video games. Men's only weakness from sex.

MichaelStiles88 6

Tuesday 19 April 2016 11:25

I have no idea how guys can think about video games during sexy times. I can only think of my girlfriend's body. After we spend 20-30 minutes cuddling and talking.

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