By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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brianjman14 22

shittiest pick up line ever (no pun intended)

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PurpleAddict 0

Ooh, he seems like a nice guy! Okay, this was by far the grossest, yuckiest, weirdest and stupidest pick up line I've ever heard. No, really. Thumbs up to the guy for creativity, though!

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Squinklies 1

Him: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" You: Uh.... Idk.. Him: Enough to break this ice, baby." As far as pickup lines go, it could've been worse ;).

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idiotbox44 5

that person is one smooth sailer

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lilobennett 0

it's a line from a weird al yankovic song, I think it's call I wanna be ur lover

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GagaForGaga103 1

some guy trying to flirt with me came up with a pick up line like that. he said," Can I chill with for a while until the smell of my fart goes away in my old spot?" I thought he was trying to funny but I found out later that that was his pick up line...

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js3426 0

would if he said: my penis has been calling your name all day

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