By smoochie - 01/08/2009 21:37

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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meanie_monday 0

Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?

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divineinstrument 2

I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?

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Weil 0

Why would you reassure a baby? It's too stupid to know that you mean well or anything.

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Rydizzle 0

hahahhaahha that is ******* hillarious!!!!

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tapesculpture 0

lol i feel bad for the doctor unless he was gay then i feel bad for you. O:

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yowzerz 5

not entirely sure i believe this one, "after a few minutes" they realized they were kissing the doctor's hand? and were they kissing her head with their eyes closed? how do you not realize you're kissing someone's hand instead of a hairy head??

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BreezyPear 0

Ha that sounds like something I would do.

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ivoteno 0

i don't get the people saying this is a bad FML, i laughed. it sucks pretty bad.

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katiefershady 0

HAHAHAHAHA. That is one of those things where you forget about it and then right before you fall asleep you think of it and just cring. ugh that would SUUUCK

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Brey1013 0

that doctor must have an unreasonably hairy hand...

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