Health: Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser...

By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Monday 13 June 2011 11:55

Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 June 2011 14:25

If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big ******* pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.

Comments

LilysTillie 7

Monday 13 June 2011 16:00

Perhaps you should watch where you're going. To get that reaction from your neighbour, in all likelihood, that's not the first time you've been noisy.

rhidiculous 4

Monday 13 June 2011 16:12

you tripped OVER your dresser? must be really small...

Cdogg4eva 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:27

Its not as bad as me passin out down a flight of steps and. Spraining everything nd not gettin ny pain meds

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 June 2011 16:37

It's also not as bad as your grammar. I think I sprained my brain trying to decipher this chicken scratch. Keep in mind that this FML is about someone else's bullshit injury, not yours.

Havin 19

Monday 13 June 2011 17:10

They probably thought you were "doing it".

darkmis1 17

Monday 13 June 2011 18:27

I've sprained my ankle before and didn't "lie there in agonizing pain."

ninja_ness 3

Monday 13 June 2011 18:38

You've got another perfectly good ankle, use it and go shit on his doorstep.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:39

You can shit out of your ankle?!

MrBigMeat_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:43

pussy I've completely fractured my collar bone and I was crying or screaming like a pussy

angryoriental 0

Monday 13 June 2011 19:41

I would too...

Jadian 4

Monday 13 June 2011 19:41

Stop calling the OP a pussy. Ankle sprains can be excruciatingly painful, and severe sprains can be worse than fractures. I've suffered both an ankle fracture and an ankle sprain (different ankles, different incidents) and the sprain was MUCH worse. The doctor told me it would have been easier to treat a fracture. I spent the whole summer in a cast. For "just a SPRAIN".

jeffandjeff 22

Monday 12 August 2013 22:39

It depends on your pain tolerance. Like the guy that fainted when his hand got stuck in a door - pussy. Spraining your ankle and not being able to get up because of pure agony - pussy. Absolutely weak. Low pain tolerance isn't a good excuse.